Hey baby, what's your sign?

I've spent the last two hours combing thru http://pickupx.com/ mostly for enertainment value but also for some hints at what to say to someone you find attractive on a site like www.friendster.com or www.myspace.com . How can you call attention to yourself without sounding desperate or sleazy? Sure, most of you would just say, "be yourself" but you know what? Being myself is not gonna single me out from the pics of guys with washboard abs or fancy homepages... In light of this epiphany, I have searched thru over 1200 pickup lines (minus the repeated lines and the berrating ads about how Pheromone colognes work to get you noticed.. ) and found 18 good ones. I was trying for 20 but some are just so cheesy, they make me roll my eyes (and that's saying a lot). So, with no further adieu I present these pick up lines (in no particular order):

1. (In the grocery store:) I will trade you these frozen peas for your phone number.

2. (Use on a hot cashier: ) I think we should switch places because I'm the one checking you out.

3. They say it only takes 15 minutes, and we just wasted one shaking hands.

4. Approach a group of women and say: I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

5. (walk up to the bar and sit down in the seat next to them. While looking at them, order a drink and drink it down) Well, we can't fuck here!

6. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

7. Fat penguin... there, I said something to break the ice.

8. "Are you ready to go home yet?"

9. Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup,Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone likeyou only happens once in a lifetime.

10. Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

11. Ever made out with Pop Rocks before?

12. Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

13. Does your boyfriend know where you are?

14. Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

15. Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.

16. I won't be able to sleep tonight without you.

17. Mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

18. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute

19. You're so fine, they should just nickname you "damn!!"

20. Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!