Persistence...

Beeswax: Trey sucks my balls
Beeswax: (they're not orange, nor fuzzy)
schwink: trey, bleh
schwink: I cant wait to give him a piece of my mind
Beeswax: he loves that cocaine, he loves that cocaine...
Beeswax: bust on him for having that picture taken
schwink: dude, I am
Beeswax: or better yet... can I give you a copy for him to sign?
schwink: ha
schwink: yes
Beeswax: I will on Fri.
schwink: ok
Beeswax: I have it posted on my fridge
schwink: well
schwink: maybe
Beeswax: COMEON!
schwink: I don’t know how I feel about asking ta for his autograph
Beeswax: say it's for a friend
Beeswax: PLEEEEASE
schwink: I'm a little weird about it
schwink: but its a possibility
Beeswax: I would give you head for 24 hours straight if you did...
Beeswax: =-O
schwink: ewwwwwwww
schwink: bees!
Beeswax: allright...
Beeswax: a little too far?
schwink: I will take it with me
schwink: I cant promise it will be signed
Beeswax: fine
schwink: I cant promise I will even meet trey
Beeswax: right
schwink: but if I do
Beeswax: well if you do
Beeswax: ayup
schwink: and he is being a douche
Beeswax: please please please try
schwink: which he probably will be
schwink: I'll ask him to sign it
Beeswax: even if he's not... just bust that out at the end of your convo
schwink: ok
schwink: he's a douche
Beeswax: I would think you were the coolest person EVER
schwink: yeah, well
Beeswax: and I already have you pretty high up on the list
schwink: I'll see what I can do
Beeswax: that's all I can ask
schwink: I am not good at getting autographs though
schwink: I have been denied
schwink: but I'll try
Beeswax: I'll even script you:
Beeswax: "oh by the way (pull out paper from back pocket)...
schwink: ha
Beeswax: "can you please sign this for a friend of mine?"
Beeswax: "he's a big fan"
schwink: ha
schwink: ok
Beeswax: "he likes cocaine too"
schwink: to xxxxx
schwink: love trey
schwink: ha
Beeswax: to xxxxx
Beeswax: I would frame that fucker up and post it in my office
schwink: ok
schwink: if he wont sign it
schwink: I will
schwink: I'll forge his signature
Beeswax: nah, that sucks
Beeswax: you would lose cool points for that
schwink: whatev
schwink: I am telling you, I am a little scarred with this whole signature/autograph thing
Beeswax: but SCWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!!
schwink: listen
Beeswax: I scripted you!
schwink: I will do my best
schwink: but, I have been denied!
Beeswax: hehe, I dont ask for much...
Beeswax: YOU ASKED A FRIEND
Beeswax: WHO HAPPENS TO BE IN A BAND
Beeswax: anyhoo, no worries
schwink: yeah
schwink: trey
schwink: fine
Beeswax: I just hope it happens
schwink: done
Beeswax: thanks
Beeswax: :-)
Beeswax: I am done pestering you
schwink: I'll also have him sign a bag
Beeswax: haha
Beeswax: with his nose?
schwink: haaaa
schwink: yes