The Happiest Day of My Life
March 15th, 2006
Mr. Asshole Bossman
Bullshit Ignorance Organization
I Street, NW
Washington, DC
Dear Mr. Asshole Bossman:
I hereby tender my resignation from the Bullshit Ignorance Organization, effective March 29th, 2006. At that time, I will return the firm's property.
Sincerely,
Leah Sager
Mr. Asshole Bossman
Bullshit Ignorance Organization
I Street, NW
Washington, DC
Dear Mr. Asshole Bossman:
I hereby tender my resignation from the Bullshit Ignorance Organization, effective March 29th, 2006. At that time, I will return the firm's property.
Sincerely,
Leah Sager
posted by Rook @ 3:08 PM
4 Comments:
At 4:23 PM,
Glenn Fink said…
Congratulations! But there has to be a story behind this. Please share.
I'm off now to yet another departing employee's going away drunkfest.
At 4:51 PM,
Anonymous said…
the last line should say, Until that time i will hold the firms property for ransom until the 29th when i will return it without incident...maybe.
At 10:23 PM,
Anonymous said…
the movie Office Space comes to mind.
At 12:59 PM,
Glenn Fink said…
The happiest day of my life will be when Rook gets around to making another post on her blog.
Well, can't let the rest of this post go to waste....
Moxie Brown, the ORIGINAL lineup's LAST SHOW is Thursday March 30 at Rhodeside Grill! We go on around 10. It'll be a show to remember, featuring 3 tunes with former singer Jymece Seward, and 3 other tunes with 2 new members - Rob Lowe on harmonica (who has gone head to head with John Popper of BT) and Sam M, our new drummer. Get trashed with us as we say goodbye to 2 members - David George and Jon Bennett (slide guitar and mad drums). Magnolia Blue opens, we're on no later than 10. If you miss this, you are SERIOUSLY a loser. Come on down and get rowdy!
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SEE THE ORIGINAL MOXIE BROWN (albeit without Blue! We're bummed about that!) - the next phase will be a different band, but no less likely to rain showers of ecstatic notes all over you. Don't miss this slice of history!
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