There is Nothing Funny About Alcoholism-Unless of Course You're Arthur

Yes, I realize this will be the third time I have posted today, but I am feeling very inspired as of late... Blame it on the summer, blame it on being bored, in fact, blame it on whatever the hell you what-I am inspired. Anyway, I was walking home from happy hour this evening (in the rain-don't you love summer rain?) and I ran in to the crazy guy that lives across the street, Tyrone (I am not sure if that is really his name, but that's what I've been calling him all of these months). Anyway, Tyrone always has some very interesting things to say-and it seems the drunker he gets the more interesting his comments are. So, as always, I've got my I-pod blaring and I cant hear a thing-but I see Tyrone across the street shouting at me. I take out my earphones, and Tyrone is just finishing a rant (he must be pretty drunk tonight). So, I ask him to repeat himself, and this is what I get---

"I know you think you look damn fine, and I am sure most people think you do, but I think you look like shit-but I am looking hot."

WHAT? Usually, I just laugh Tyrone's rants off, but tonight, I just couldn't (maybe its because I had a few in me or maybe its because he stopped me from listening to a kick-ass YEM, but whatever the reason, I was PISSED). So I stopped dead in my tracks, and the only rebuttal I could come up with was-

"That's not very nice Tyrone!"

And you know what? It wasn't very nice. So what did Tyrone do? He looks me straight in the eye, and with all of his might, he says-

"Well, fuck you bitch!"

No Tyrone, fuck you! Aint no city like chocolate city---you dig cc?