Goin to the clinic...

The title alone sounds almost freigtening. You never hear someone say that with a big smile on their face but when I walked into the clinic today I was happy. I was doing something that takes so little time but means so much...I got tested for STDs. It was nice to be able to walk in there and not feel concerned. I've always been safe and monogomous up to now but was asked to do this by my soon to be new lover. Allright, so maybe I could've been a bit safer in the past but that was more pregnancy-related than disease-related. Plus, it feeeels better, you know?!?

So I walk into the clinic this morning and it's chaos. Babies crying, children yelling, and prego ladies waddling. Some one with less confidence or determination may have just given up at that point and made a u turn back to the parking lot. Not me, I had a mission and the end result is that I WILL GET LAID!!

Now, some may argue... what about the trust factor? If she really wants a relationship with you, shouldnt she trust you enough to think you are clean? I didnt realize how stupid that sounds until I just wrote it down. Trust isn't the issue here rather, it's self preservation.

So without soundy too preachy and turning this whole thing into a PSA lemme just say... I love pregnant women. Almost to the point of a fetish. Actually, it's like a forbidden fruit. Like Orthodox girl's ankles and Muslim ladies hair, it's a pleasure I will never know unless I'm already in too deep.

So if any of you ladies out there are already pregnant and need a man to please you... holla. Oh but first, please get tested.