I don't care.

You heard me right-I don't care. That is, in fact, my new mantra in life. Where has caring gotten me? Absolutely nowhere. So, as of today and going forward, I no longer care. I will give you an example of how this works (this is taken from an actual conversation which was had during a staff meeting the other day):

My boss: Blah, blah, blah; our department is half a mil over budget; blah, blah, blah...
Me: [looking very perplexed, while trying to get my head around being half a million dollars over budget]
My boss: Leah, you look confused, is there something wrong?
Me: No, nothing is wrong, it's just that half a million dollars in a lot of money.
Stupid bitch: Don't worry yourself Leah, all that means to you is that you need to start ordering the less expensive pencils and pens.
Me: [laughing hysterically, as I am jumping over the table and strangling her ala the cat fight in mean girls]
My boss: [in shock] YOU'RE FIRED!
Me: Hahaha-I don't care!

I don't care. Who knew three little words could mean so much.

(And just FYI, that last part of the conversation may have just happened in my head).