Throwing down the Gauntlet

I was talking to one of the contributors to my blog today, when I realized that I am the only person who knows the true identity of each of the bloggers. That's when the wheels started turning... This is an official invitation to all of the other contributors (and by that means, I guess any of my readers, although I am not really sure if I have any) to talk shit about each other in a entertaining and poetic way. Consider this a contest of sorts. The winner will have my complete and total adulation. The loser, well, will not. Extra points for shit talking directed towards me. Bring it, bitches.