C-LO

Here I am, back in the land of reality and I am trying to do work, but it is nearly impossible after the insane weekend I just had. I really would love to blog about all of it, but I barely believe the things that happened this weekend, and I lived them, so I don't really expect anyone else to believe them either. So, instead, I will post my amazing c-lo winnings from the weekend:

Winnings from c-lo with Rob:
Antoinette's engagement ring
Blueman's truck
Chief's hat
Rob's hat
A nitrous balloon
A fan
Rob's soul

Winnings from c-lo with Bill Nershi:
Ten bucks
Artisit Pass (which now officially makes me the guitarist for SCI)
Nershi had to wash my feet

Winnings from c-lo with Bern:
Seven bucks (which he refused to pay me)

Winnings from c-lo with Joe Russo:
His drum kit
Marco's spot on tour
An announcement to the world that I am the most amazing person he has ever known
More cowbell
And Joe now has to shoot Victor Wooten

Winnings from c-lo with Marco Benevento:
One thousand bucks
A duo CD
And Marco had to punch Joe in the face and make his bottle of maker's mark go vertical

Lesson: I am good at playing c-lo (and also, you must hold people to their bets).