Vegas, Baby!

I have been lucky enough to have traveled to many places throughout my short life, but I've got to be completely honest-I am more excited about the impending Halloween visit to Vegas for Vegoose than I have been about pretty much any other vacation I have ever been on. This trip will effortlessly combine a few of my biggest passions-music, gambling and quickie marriages. I was all set to do Vegas in the Spring of 2004, but lo and behold, that trip ended up having to be canceled. That will not be the case with this upcoming trip. Here are my predictions of the some of the things that will happen while I am vacationing in Sin City:

Prediction #1-I will win a massive amount of money.
Prediction #2-I will not sleep a wink over the four days that I am there.
Prediction #3-I will win lots of money from dirty hippies (god, they are such easy marks).
Prediction #4-I will get married at least once.
Prediction #5-I will manage to alienate everyone that I travel with, due to my lack of sleep and excessive gambling/drinking/shouting/marriages.
Prediction #6-I will buy a lap dance for Trey Anastasio.
Prediction #7-I will have one of the best weekends of my life.

Vegas, baby! Here I come!