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dude (12:34:33 PM): so rook what are you doin this summer
dude (12:34:42 PM): sorry weekend
Rook (12:34:53 PM): I dont know
Rook (12:34:57 PM): probably getting drunk
Rook (12:34:59 PM): blacking out
Rook (12:35:01 PM): getting pregnant
Rook (12:35:03 PM): and stds
Rook (12:35:04 PM): the usual
Rook (12:35:06 PM): you?
dude (12:35:39 PM): i hope i have the same weekend as you
dude (12:35:46 PM): i could be rich if i got prego
Rook (12:35:54 PM): yeah
Rook (12:36:00 PM): you dont have ovaries or a uterus
Rook (12:36:07 PM): so that may be a little difficult
dude (12:36:12 PM): yeah and i am not gay
Rook (12:36:16 PM): but good luck with that
dude (12:36:24 PM): i have a lot of goalz
Rook (12:36:34 PM): I think being gay is the least of your worries if getting pregnant is your goal
dude (12:36:44 PM): ha
Rook (12:36:48 PM): did you really just put a "z" at the end of "goal"?
dude (12:36:58 PM): no
dude (12:37:15 PM): I am not that gangsta
Rook (12:37:19 PM): yeah
Rook (12:37:20 PM): you did
dude (12:37:27 PM): not on purpose
Rook (12:37:28 PM): dude (12:36:24 PM): i have a lot of goalz
Rook (12:37:34 PM): you also did it
Rook (12:37:44 PM): dude (12:33:33 PM): thanx
Rook (12:37:46 PM): there
dude signed off at 12:37:48 PM.
dude signed on at 12:44:02 PM.
dude (12:44:03 PM): just to give you a heads up
dude (12:44:18 PM): I am going to get really shit faced
dude (12:44:21 PM): this weekend
Rook (12:44:31 PM): and you are telling me this because?
dude (12:44:44 PM): and i might drunk dial you even though we have never spoke on the phone before
Rook (12:44:52 PM): oh you shouldnt
dude (12:44:58 PM): that is why i am telling you this
Rook (12:45:08 PM): my boyfriend will be mad
dude (12:45:36 PM): boyfriend?
Rook (12:45:47 PM): yes
dude (12:45:55 PM): then i won't
Rook (12:45:59 PM): ok
Rook (12:46:02 PM): have fun anyway
Rook (12:46:04 PM): bye
dude signed off at 12:47:33 PM.